SortStack #2629 — 2033-08-20
By duration · Order from shortest to longest.
- A proper hand wash, by WHO guidelines 19.8 sec
The recommended scrub lasts about as long as singing 'Happy Birthday' twice — most people manage barely a third of it.
- Alcock and Brown's first nonstop transatlantic flight 16 h
The 1919 crossing ended nose-first in an Irish bog they mistook for a meadow. Brown had climbed onto the wings mid-flight to chip off ice.
- Randy Gardner's world record for staying awake 11 days
The 17-year-old's 1964 science-fair stunt of 11 sleepless days still stands — Guinness stopped certifying attempts as too dangerous.
- The first circumnavigation of the globe (Magellan's expedition) 3 years
Magellan himself never made it — he was killed in the Philippines. Just 18 of the original ~270 crew limped home aboard one remaining ship.
- A frilled shark's pregnancy 3.5 years
At an estimated three and a half years, it's the longest known gestation of any vertebrate — embryos grow just over a centimetre a month.
- How long the Parthenon has been standing 2.5K years
It survived largely intact for over 2,000 years — until 1687, when a Venetian shell hit the gunpowder the Ottomans had stored inside.