SortStack #2368 — 2032-12-02
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- Cleopatra, the last pharaoh of Egypt, dies 30 BCE
Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the construction of the Great Pyramid — the pyramids were already ancient to her.
- England defeats the Spanish Armada 1588
Storms did more damage than English guns — far more Spanish ships wrecked on the coasts of Scotland and Ireland than were sunk in battle.
- Isaac Newton publishes the Principia, laying out his laws of motion 1687
The Royal Society couldn't afford to print it — it had blown its budget on a lavish history of fish — so astronomer Edmond Halley paid out of his own pocket.
- The Eiffel Tower opens to the public in Paris 1889
It was meant to stand for only twenty years. Its usefulness as a giant radio antenna saved it from demolition.
- The Soviet Union launches Sputnik, the first artificial satellite 1957
The beach-ball-sized satellite weighed 83 kg and beeped for three weeks. Anyone with a shortwave radio could hear it pass overhead.
- Steve Jobs unveils the first iPhone 2007
The demo units were so buggy that engineers mapped a single 'golden path' of actions for Jobs to follow on stage — deviating risked a crash.