SortStack #2300 — 2032-09-25
By duration · Order from shortest to longest.
- A chameleon's tongue reaching its insect prey 72 ms
Small chameleons have the fastest tongues, accelerating at hundreds of g — proportionally the most powerful movement of any reptile, bird, or mammal.
- A proper hand wash, by WHO guidelines 19.8 sec
The recommended scrub lasts about as long as singing 'Happy Birthday' twice — most people manage barely a third of it.
- Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' 5.9 min
Radio executives told Freddie Mercury it was far too long to ever get airplay. It topped the UK charts twice, 16 years apart.
- The record-winning Vendée Globe solo sail around the world 64.8 days
Charlie Dalin's 2025 run was nonstop, alone, and unassisted — skippers sleep in 20-minute bursts for the entire circumnavigation.
- Mike the Headless Chicken's life after losing his head 1.5 years
The 1945 axe missed Mike's brain stem; fed by eyedropper, he toured sideshows and his Colorado hometown still throws him an annual festival.
- The Cold War 43.9 years
Historians call it 'the long peace' — the superpowers never fought each other directly, but proxy wars touched nearly every continent.