SortStack #1211 — 2029-10-02
By weight · Order from lightest to heaviest.
- A kiwi fruit 75 g
Originally China's 'mihoutao', it was rebranded by New Zealand exporters in 1959 after their flightless national bird.
- A giant Pacific octopus 30 kg
It can squeeze its entire body through any gap larger than its beak — the only hard part it owns.
- A capybara, the world's largest rodent 50 kg
Capybaras are so famously chill that birds, monkeys, and even crocodilians perch and lounge on them like furniture.
- Big Ben, the Great Bell of Westminster 13.8 t
Big Ben is the bell, not the tower — and it cracked within months of entering service in 1859; the odd tone is the crack.
- A Saturn V rocket, fully fueled for a Moon launch 3K t
Apollo crews rode atop a small warship's worth of kerosene, hydrogen, and oxygen — most of it burned within minutes.
- The Golden Gate Bridge 805K t
Its two main cables contain enough wire to circle the Earth three times, and painting crews never actually finish — they cycle forever.