SortStack #331 — 2027-05-06
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- The Parthenon is completed atop the Acropolis in Athens 432 BCE
It contains almost no perfectly straight lines: the columns bulge and the base curves slightly upward, optical tricks that make it look flawless.
- Julius Caesar is stabbed to death in the Roman Senate 44 BCE
He was stabbed 23 times on the Ides of March. A comet appeared months later, which Romans took as proof his soul had ascended to the gods.
- William the Conqueror defeats King Harold at the Battle of Hastings 1066
The Bayeux Tapestry — actually an embroidery nearly 70 meters long — tells the story, including Harold's famous (and disputed) arrow in the eye.
- England defeats the Spanish Armada 1588
Storms did more damage than English guns — far more Spanish ships wrecked on the coasts of Scotland and Ireland than were sunk in battle.
- Isaac Newton publishes the Principia, laying out his laws of motion 1687
The Royal Society couldn't afford to print it — it had blown its budget on a lavish history of fish — so astronomer Edmond Halley paid out of his own pocket.
- Archduke Franz Ferdinand is assassinated in Sarajevo, triggering the First World War 1914
The archduke's driver took a wrong turn and stalled directly in front of Gavrilo Princip, handing the assassin a second chance after the morning's bomb attempt failed.