SortStack #165 — 2026-11-21
By duration · Order from shortest to longest.
- One swing of a grandfather clock's pendulum 1 sec
A pendulum about one metre long swings in almost exactly one second — a coincidence so neat it was once proposed as the definition of the metre.
- A proper hand wash, by WHO guidelines 19.8 sec
The recommended scrub lasts about as long as singing 'Happy Birthday' twice — most people manage barely a third of it.
- Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' 5.9 min
Radio executives told Freddie Mercury it was far too long to ever get airplay. It topped the UK charts twice, 16 years apart.
- A performance of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony 74 min
Legend says the CD was designed to hold 74 minutes specifically so the Ninth would fit on a single disc — a Sony executive's favourite piece.
- The Wimbledon tennis championships 14 days
The tournament's famous rest day, the 'Middle Sunday', was only abolished in 2022 after 145 years of tradition.
- The Holy Roman Empire, from Otto the Great to its dissolution 844 years
Voltaire quipped it was 'neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire' — yet it lasted 844 years before Napoleon finished it off in 1806.